This is a result from a study
conducted on how much calories burned by the following activities.
Warning: The following message
contains words not suitable for children. Parental Guidance is advised
OPENING HER BRA:
With both
hands........................ 8 Calories
With one
hand.......................... 22 Calories
With your
teeth........................ 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an
erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an
erection.................... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the
clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the
G-Spot.............. 192 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary.............................
112 Calories
69 lying
down.......................... 178 Calories
69 standing
up......................... 312 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................
386 Calories
Doggy
Style............................ 400 Calories
Italian
chandelier..................... 972 Calories
ORGASM:
Real...................................
112 Calories
Fake..................................
315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed
hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up
immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed
immediately......816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years
old........................ 36 Calories
30-39
years............................ 80 Calories
40-49
years............................ 124 Calories
50-59
years............................ 972 Calories
60-69
years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over.........................
Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.................................
32 Calories
In a
hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the
door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the
door.... 3521 Calories
Disclaimer: I do not claim ownership for the above message nor a part of the group who conducted the study.
P.S.: Gusto ko lang linawin: hindi ko
pa to proven and tested. Hindi ko nga ma-picture out at nako-curios ako kung
paano gawin ang Italian chandelier. I cannot imagine, 69 standing up?
And take note, for ages 70 and over, getting second erection's result is still pending.
As what a late celebrity once said," I'd rather be an absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring".
-=JustforFun=-
