Activity Versus Burned Calories Result

This is a result from a study conducted on how much calories burned by the following activities. 

Warning: The following message contains words not suitable for children. Parental Guidance is advised

OPENING HER BRA: 

With both hands........................ 8 Calories 

With one hand.......................... 22 Calories 

With your teeth........................ 85 Calories 

PUTTING ON A CONDOM: 

With an erection....................... 6 Calories 

Without an erection.................... 315 Calories 

PRELIMINARIES: 

Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories 

Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 192 Calories 

POSITIONS: 

Missionary............................. 112 Calories 

69 lying down.......................... 178 Calories 

69 standing up......................... 312 Calories 

Wheelbarrow............................ 386 Calories 

Doggy Style............................ 400 Calories 

Italian chandelier..................... 972 Calories

ORGASM: 

Real................................... 112 Calories 

Fake.................................. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM: 

Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories 

Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories 

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: 

If you are: 

20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories 

30-39 years............................ 80 Calories 

40-49 years............................ 124 Calories 

50-59 years............................ 972 Calories 

60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories 

70 and over......................... Results are still pending 

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS: 

Calmly................................. 32 Calories 

In a hurry............................. 98 Calories 

With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories 

With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories 

Disclaimer: I do not claim ownership for the above message nor a part of the group who conducted the study. 

P.S.: Gusto ko lang linawin: hindi ko pa to proven and tested. Hindi ko nga ma-picture out at nako-curios ako kung paano gawin ang Italian chandelier. I cannot imagine, 69 standing up?

And take note, for ages 70 and over, getting second erection's result is still pending.

As what a late celebrity once said," I'd rather be an absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring".

-=JustforFun=-